I swear by all that is holy, that to you, I will always be true." - Charles Brandon

Which Henry Cavill Character Are You?

You have the day off. How would you best like to spend it?
Learn to fence.
Make love. All day.
Chow down on sweets.
Go exploring.
PARTY!
Anything you need me to do. I'm yours.

You've been cast in a melodrama. What kind of stock character would you be most natural as?
The servant that gets the gold in the end.
Does anybody get naked in melodramas?
The ignored younger child.
The manly but slightly dim hero.
The ruthless social climber.
The rich Mama's boy.

Be honest: where on Santa's "Naughty or Nice" list do you usually end up?
I'm a very bad boy, but you love me that way. So do all the ladies.
I am all sweetness and light. Look at my cute little cheeks! Would I lie to you with this cherubic face?
I'm a pretty nice guy, I'd like to think. Does betrayal count?
Whichever one gets me candy.
I'm an all-around nice person.
I'm good . . . in bed. *wink*

You look best in:
Tight pants.
Nothing.
Costumes.
Dirt.
Leather.
Suspenders.

How important is your family to you?
My friends are my family.
Family? Boring topic. Let's get a drink.
They always forget about me.
I'd rather not talk about it.
You mean the wife that died while I was fucking another woman?
Very important. I love my parents.

If you were a Member of the Fellowship, where would you stand?
Aragorn. Everybody wants me and my bod.
I'd be a Hobbit. Probably Merry or Pippin.
Faramir; no matter how hard I try, I'll never be as good as Boromir.
Legolas. I'm handy with weapons. And my hair is quite lovely.
Samwise, the steady, reliable one.
What the hell kind of question is this?

Do you believe in magic?
I suppose. I guess. I mean, maybe?
Between the sheets, yes.
Yes! Don't curse me!
No.
Magic is an illusion. It doesn't really exist. It's all smoke and mirrors.
Have you ever seen a sunset? There has to be magic in the world to have something so beautiful.

Your greatest desire would be:
To find love.
To bang this cute blonde.
To be recognized.
To get my parents back.
To go as high up as possible.
To get revenge on those who've wronged people I love.

What color best fits your personality or walk of life?
Gold - for all my rank and station.
Red - fun and bright.
Orange - warning and protective.
Green - horny.
Black - jealous and resentful.
Blue - calm and gentle.

If I were to use a Shrink-and-Morph Ray on you to turn you into a toy, you'd fit in my toybox as:
A book of nursery rhymes.
A deck of cards.
A GI-Joe.
An Easy-Bake oven.
A vibrator (okay, it's an adult toy, but a toy nonetheless).
A stuffed animal.

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